this is the best thing youll ever see

maladaptive-dreamer:

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

spyrocore:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

MUSHROOM KINGDOM

christianstepmoms:

christianstepmoms:

Mackenzie Bezos becoming the 5th richest person alive by doing nothing but playing the long game and somehow managing to swerve that Prenup with IRL Lex Luther is super dope, but what I care about most is what she ends up doing with that money.

Stealing from and dethroning the rich is cool as shit but ultimately means absolutely nothing to me if she doesn’t meaningfully redistribute that flow back into society. Which she probably won’t.

Mackenzie Bezos could build around 600,000 housing units for the homeless and low income families, and STILL have just under 7 Billion in walking around money.

birdship:

our villagers won’t stop fucking and they do it almost exclusively in church.

flurifan:

ur alignment based on how u rinse after brushing ur teeth

the gaud person calling themself an autistic icon or whatever pisses me off so much

iamoutofideas:

prestige2008:

things ytp has immortalized as the absolute apexes of comedy:

• the sound of glass breaking when something collides with a surface that isnt made of glass
  
• random sharp increases in volume
• reversing a word in the middle of it being said
• reversing someone running/falling as its happening
• audiovisual stuttering
• amazingly coherent sentence mixing that makes no sense
• screaming
• overlaying cdi characters for half a second whenever someone says something like “boy” or “dinner”

Getting random midwestern teenagers into small movie studio levels of video editing & animation by putting CD-I mario wherever the hell they can put him

todayilearnedthat:

TIL that if I cast you to the ground, and you writhe and squirm, you are now the sullied worm.

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